Ugh. Yellowed tomatoes, pale pickles, lettuce that looks like it went through a lawn mower, Kraft Singles. I don't understand why any of those things are ever on burgers.
Let's take a little detour to downtown Houston's Hubcap Grill.
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Ah. I feel better now.
Rays Hell Brrger with foi gras just in case the arteries are still too clear