But don't freak it up and try to go to a game on your kid's actual birthday.
Things you
can miss to go to a World Series game:
- Execution of family member (unless it's a beheading or firing squad)
- Chemotherapy treatment
- Removal of hemorrhoids
- Prostate exam
- Weekly "date" with Backpage escort
- Thursday nights with Blue at Good Guys
- Dinner with the President
Things you
cannot miss to go to a World Series game:
- Birth of a child
- Turning off life support for your wife/child/parent
- Threesome with Samantha 38G and Nina Hartley