It is a quest. You must find a floppy drive and 47 floppy disks to install Linux like a real Geek. Bonus points if you download the files with a 56K modem. Also no installing X, it is for users not real Geeks.
I downloaded the like 47 of the 49 Minix binaries off a BBS in like 1990. I had no idea what the hell I was doing, but it sounded cool