Man, I hate Bob.
"Jason [Marquis] looked to first base, but there is nothing Wally Bell can do because Laz Diaz emphatically said 'Ball!'" Is that why Bell gave the "safe" signal literally seconds before you said that?
Or, even, better: "It's interesting, even though he's right-handed and maybe has more power, Camberon Maybin is almost the Nationals' version of Nyjer Morgan..." Erm, wouldn't that make him nothing like Morgan?
