QUESTION: WHAT WILL The Chief be doing for the rest of the 3 hours:
1. Eating French fries or chocolate.
2. Pitching horse shoes or throwing darts.
3. Getting in a rumble.
4. Drinking heavily.
5. ________________ (pitch your ideas.)
The correct answer gets an entry in a drawing to win The Chief's computer, (which uses dial-up for Internet access.)
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I don't know about El Chief, but I'll be commencing with #4 shortly...