Watching some stuff this week, been intending on posting this. Obviously I despise NBC at this point, much deserved though it is.
They're in horrible, horrible shape right now. I don't think any broadcast network has ever been so close to the brink. ABC at the turn of the millennium? While Who Wants to be a Millionaire undoubtedly resurrected them, that was a primetime collapse. It didn't spread to every aspect of the network, nowhere near like the crap we're seeing with the Today Show and Lauer, Tonight and Leno, etc. Primetime is constantly changing, but NBC is faltering with institutions that date back to the early days of television and have remained dominant all those years. Apples and oranges to ABC's struggles.
The Voice... My god. Millionaire had nothing on NBC's treatment of the Voice. Look at their damn schedule: Five nights a week. Saturday, hour repeat. Sunday, two hour repeat. Monday, two hours. Tuesday, two hours. Wednesday, an hour. Eight damn hours out of 16 hours programming. A decade after Idol proved singing shows as a concept, a decade after Millionaire showed what happens when you go nuts. Millionaire was an hour a night, five nights a week. Voice? Two hours most nights. In the year that even Idol is beginning to falter. The Voice is a dead man walking at this point.
Elsewhere during primetime? Two hours Celebrity Apprentice. Three hours Fridays of crap and trash, news shows long since DOA. The Office dies next week. 30 Rock already dead. It extends beyond NBC - I was watching cable, FX, and a promo for Telemundo, an NBC property, advertising La Voz Kids. Yes, NBC looked at the Voice and said what more can we squeeze out? The Voice Kids? OMG, money! Oh, in spanish and only for Latino talent? Genius! Good lord, make a Spanish version of the Voice. Ripoff the Voice on NBC for Summer with kids. But the ideal option is Spanish Kids Voice?
Lastly, am I the only one their promos drive nuts? Hannibal, "Watch It Live, Thursdays at 10." Grimm, "Watch it live, Tuesdays at..." Can't have people DVRing and skipping ads, can we? Solution: Tell them to watch it live. Why? No reason. At all. No incentive. No, "Watch live for codes to unlock exclusive online content of additional scenes that get removed at 11pm." Just "Watch It Live." Because of course we aren't going to DVR shows when a gruff announcer orders, not asks, orders us to watch it live. Such utter incompetency that you've got to wonder if they aren't intentionally trying to tank their entire networks at this point.