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Offline nats2playoffs

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TEA & SYMPATHY
« Topic Start: December 11, 2007, 01:21:06 AM »
Gotta have some sympathy for new Nationals catcher, ex-Met Paul Lo Duca, who was sued for divorce by his wife, who is a former Playboy model.  Every time Jesus Flores catches for the Nationals, poor Paul will be reminded of ex-wife, Sonia, whose maiden name is... Flores.  Somebody give that man a cup of tea!

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Offline 2IPAs

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #1: December 11, 2007, 07:35:06 AM »
Lo Duca looks a little stunned in the tabloid photo.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #2: December 11, 2007, 12:27:43 PM »
Jesus Christ!  Let's update the list:

- Cheater at Catcher
- Woman beating alcoholic at 1B/Bench who is our clubhouse Nanny
- Woman basher/Impregnator in OF
- Derogratory Rapper with a pinch of Drama Queen in OF

We are turning into the Oakland Raiders aren't we?
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #3: December 11, 2007, 12:28:42 PM »
Quote from: 2IPAs on December 11, 2007, 07:35:06 AM
Lo Duca looks a little stunned in the tabloid photo.

NY Post has a talent for getting the almighty "Deer-in-the-Headlights" photos. :lol:
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #4: December 11, 2007, 12:41:50 PM »
Nice list, but it needs to include the gambler part for our catcher:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14353006/

Quote from: Nat of the LivingDead on December 11, 2007, 12:27:43 PM
Jesus Christ!  Let's update the list:

- Cheater at Catcher
- Woman beating alcoholic at 1B/Bench who is our clubhouse Nanny
- Woman basher/Impregnator in OF
- Derogratory Rapper with a pinch of Drama Queen in OF

We are turning into the Oakland Raiders aren't we?
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Offline spidernat

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #5: December 11, 2007, 12:50:01 PM »
As long as they remain healthy, in the lineup and productive, then I don't care how many chicks they bang.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #6: December 11, 2007, 12:53:58 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on December 11, 2007, 12:50:01 PM
As long as they remain healthy, in the lineup and productive, then I don't care how many chicks they bang.

That's right.  We are a team of gangbangers (according to our NL East Rival :lol:).
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #7: December 11, 2007, 12:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Nat of the LivingDead on December 11, 2007, 12:28:42 PM
NY Post has a talent for getting the almighty "Deer-in-the-Headlights" photos. :lol:

My daughter used to think the saying was "Deer with head lice." 
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Offline spidernat

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #8: December 11, 2007, 01:13:48 PM »
Quote from: NatsAddict on December 11, 2007, 12:54:54 PM
My daughter used to think the saying was "Deer with head lice." 

:rofl:  The imagery must've had her wondering.
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Offline 2IPAs

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #9: December 11, 2007, 01:23:18 PM »
Quote from: NatsAddict on December 11, 2007, 12:54:54 PM
My daughter used to think the saying was "Deer with head lice." 
Bless her heart! :)
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #10: December 11, 2007, 02:56:09 PM »
That's cute! :)

Quote from: NatsAddict on December 11, 2007, 12:54:54 PM
My daughter used to think the saying was "Deer with head lice." 
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Offline CALSGR8

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #11: December 11, 2007, 03:17:23 PM »
Quote from: nats2playoffs on December 11, 2007, 01:21:06 AM
Gotta have some sympathy for new Nationals catcher, ex-Met Paul Lo Duca, who was sued for divorce by his wife, who is a former Playboy model.  Every time Jesus Flores catches for the Nationals, poor Paul will be reminded of ex-wife, Sonia, whose maiden name is... Flores.  Somebody give that man a cup of tea!


He Cheated when his wife looks like that?!   :shock:  Geez, and people call women difficult to please!   :roll:
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Offline spidernat

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #12: December 11, 2007, 03:32:02 PM »
Quote from: CALSGR8 on December 11, 2007, 03:17:23 PM


He Cheated when his wife looks like that?!   :shock:  Geez, and people call women difficult to please!   :roll:


She just didn't understand him :lol:
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Offline saltydad

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #13: December 11, 2007, 03:44:48 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on December 11, 2007, 03:32:02 PM
She just didn't understand him :lol:

See, and they say it's all about looks with guys! :lol:
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #14: December 11, 2007, 03:59:53 PM »
Quote from: saltydad on December 11, 2007, 03:44:48 PM
See, and they say it's all about looks with guys! :lol:


 :clap:  Women just don't understand us.
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #15: December 11, 2007, 04:45:47 PM »
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natsfan1a

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« Reply #16: December 11, 2007, 04:46:01 PM »
:nono:

Quote from: saltydad on December 11, 2007, 03:44:48 PM
See, and they say it's all about looks with guys! :lol:
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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #17: December 11, 2007, 04:46:19 PM »
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natsfan1a

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« Reply #18: December 11, 2007, 04:46:46 PM »
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and ice down my finger due to an overuse injury... :)

p.s. I don't understand you guys...  :icon_mrgreen:
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Offline spidernat

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #19: December 11, 2007, 04:54:40 PM »
Quote from: natsfan1a on December 11, 2007, 04:46:46 PM

p.s. I don't understand you guys...  :icon_mrgreen:

Vindication is awesome!

So natsfan1a, do you have a favorite smiley?   
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Offline tomterp

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #20: December 11, 2007, 05:28:50 PM »
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Offline nats2playoffs

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #21: December 11, 2007, 08:40:35 PM »
Paul Lo Duca's mistress, Krista Guterman, was a 19-year-old Playboy model (now 20) with a, um... reputation.   So Lo Duca cheated on an ex-Playboy model for a younger, up and coming Playboy model.   Lo Duca should share a house with Elijah Dukes.  And have another cup of tea.  At this point, Livan Hernandez might return here and work for free, just to go to the parties...



Krista Guterman
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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #22: December 11, 2007, 08:52:05 PM »
*That* was funny.

Quote from: natsfan1a on December 11, 2007, 04:46:46 PM
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and ice down my finger due to an overuse injury... :)

p.s. I don't understand you guys...  :icon_mrgreen:
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Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #23: December 11, 2007, 08:54:52 PM »
Oh, God. What are these guys going to do to Zimmerman and Justin Maxwell? Money, parties, chicks. The unholy trinity.

Dang. I wish I was them sometimes.


Quote from: nats2playoffs on December 11, 2007, 08:40:35 PM
Paul Lo Duca's mistress, Krista Guterman, was a 19-year-old Playboy model (now 20) with a, um... reputation.   So Lo Duca cheated on an ex-Playboy model for a younger, up and coming Playboy model.   Lo Duca should share a house with Elijah Dukes.  And have another cup of tea.  At this point, Livan Hernandez might return here and work for free, just to go to the parties...

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Re: TEA & SYMPATHY
« Reply #24: December 11, 2007, 08:54:56 PM »
Quote from: GburgNatsFan on December 11, 2007, 08:52:05 PM
*That* was funny.


Not only was it funny, it was subject to misinterpretation.  :shock:
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