Man today sucks. I have to work, the Nats are losing, and I fall 3 feet off my porch on my way to work. Yeah, that vibration you may have felt a little bit ago? That was my ginormous fat ass falling 3 feet off the porch onto the cement sidewalk, twisting my foot like hell and smashing the freak out of my knee.
Great day 
How did you fall? Trip on something, hungover, or just clumsy?
