Nats/Expos; Caps
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DC United, Arsenal, USMNT (soccer); Team Canada (hockey), Vancouver Canucks
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Netherlands (soccer)
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(big gap)
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whichever AL team either of my maternal grandparents was a fan of (NYY/Bos) who happens to be on TV playing someone other than the Nats; any team playing in any sport against a team from Philly; any other EPL team playing Man U or Chelski
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NFL team from a northern city playing outside in January (which rules out Detroit/Minnesota/Indianapolis)