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Offline Galah

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #125: January 26, 2015, 07:00:07 AM »
Plastics?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #126: January 26, 2015, 08:15:59 AM »
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The real reason Bryce wanted to get on set
She's 16...

She's also from Fairfax, VA #funfact

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #127: January 26, 2015, 08:55:12 AM »
Plastics?

Doubtful
She's 16...

She's also from Fairfax, VA #funfact
16 is old enough in Utah.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #128: January 26, 2015, 09:41:04 AM »
Built like that at 16 is an indicator of a post 30 breakdown.
Hailey's skill set will age much better

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #129: January 26, 2015, 09:52:44 AM »
Built like that at 16 is an indicator of a post 30 breakdown.
Hailey's skill set will age much better

So what your saying is that he should buy out her arbitration years?

I also counter your theory with Christina Hendricks.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #130: January 26, 2015, 09:56:09 AM »
Built like that at 16 is an indicator of a post 30 breakdown.
Hailey's skill set will age much better
IN other words, like Kate Upton, she'll be 50lbs heavier by the time she's 30?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #131: January 26, 2015, 09:59:37 AM »
built like that means she's probably killing herself in the gym trying not to be fat

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #132: January 26, 2015, 10:01:52 AM »
I'll admit there are exceptions, but they prove the rule. As to Upton, she's just that risk/reward item where her best skill set appears to be almost right before a breakdown. Best thing to do is keep her in a contract year where she knows she has to get ready for the SI cover. You notice Verlander has not given a long extension, even if she likes to joke that he did on twatter.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #133: January 26, 2015, 04:45:27 PM »
Harper can't wait for spring:  http://instagram.com/p/yVSDAOgIeD/

Here come the haters.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #134: January 26, 2015, 04:54:41 PM »
Harper can't wait for spring:  http://instagram.com/p/yVSDAOgIeD/

Here come the haters.

Way too much extraneous bat movement after the load.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #135: January 26, 2015, 05:47:39 PM »
Yes, exactly what he should be facing, his little brother throwing BP meatball fastballs. I'm sure that will help him hit LHP. I guess I should be thankful he didn't hurt himself with the swing, requiring a 6 month DL stint.

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« Reply #136: January 26, 2015, 05:51:29 PM »
Yes, exactly what he should be facing, his little brother throwing BP meatball fastballs. I'm sure that will help him hit LHP. I guess I should be thankful he didn't hurt himself with the swing, requiring a 6 month DL stint.
That's his dad. Carry on.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #137: January 26, 2015, 05:57:13 PM »
Eesh, that's even worse. I'm sure the same guy who gave up a thousand homers in the Home Run Derby is the guy to challenge Bryce to get to the next level.

Good job, season is already tanking.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #138: January 26, 2015, 06:03:14 PM »

Good job, season is already tanking.

Are you already saying this is a nightmare of a season? I didn't think it was possible to beat last year's statement by three months. :shock:

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #139: January 26, 2015, 06:13:22 PM »
Eesh, that's even worse. I'm sure the same guy who gave up a thousand homers in the Home Run Derby is the guy to challenge Bryce to get to the next level.

Good job, season is already tanking.

Also, his brother Bryan is older than him.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #140: January 26, 2015, 06:48:40 PM »
Are you already saying this is a nightmare of a season? I didn't think it was possible to beat last year's statement by three months. :shock:

This is worse than a nightmare. Pushed all our eggs in to one basket instead of improving when we had the chance. Pitching staff will be devestating next season, Zimmerman and Werth will regress.

This is the end, dude. It was a nice run while it lasted.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #141: January 26, 2015, 06:51:00 PM »
I have no basis for this but I'm guessing she cheated on him.
I hope that she got the good stuff because it probably cost her a $100 million lifestyle.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #142: January 26, 2015, 07:02:34 PM »
I hope that she got the good stuff because it probably cost her a $100 million lifestyle.
Maybe it was with another athlete. I seem to recall back when Nolan Reimold was having his publicized lady issues that his girl had previously been with several other pro athletes; Dolphins players I think. There's a whole skeevy underworld of gold diggers and whores around pro sports that rarely get much publicity. I recall that the pictures actress who was photographed with Gronk a few years ago claimed to have freaked Dan Uggla.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #143: January 26, 2015, 07:10:11 PM »
Pretty sure a ring pays better than an occasional screw

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #144: January 26, 2015, 07:15:37 PM »
Maybe it was with another athlete. I seem to recall back when Nolan Reimold was having his publicized lady issues that his girl had previously been with several other pro athletes; Dolphins players I think. There's a whole skeevy underworld of gold diggers and whores around pro sports that rarely get much publicity. I recall that the pictures actress who was photographed with Gronk a few years ago claimed to have freaked Dan Uggla.
She was a very "specific" type of actress.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #145: January 26, 2015, 07:21:01 PM »
She was a very "specific" type of actress.

Indeed. Seeing her knowing that she's been specified hard by Gronk and Uggla is one hell of a turnoff. Although surprising that wasn't just another strikeout added to the list for Uggs.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #146: January 26, 2015, 07:46:48 PM »
What is this Reimold story and why have I never heard it before?

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #147: January 26, 2015, 07:53:48 PM »
This is worse than a nightmare. Pushed all our eggs in to one basket instead of improving when we had the chance. Pitching staff will be devestating next season, Zimmerman and Werth will regress.

This is the end, dude. It was a nice run while it lasted.
hahahahaha great impression, for a moment I really truly thought you were PC.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #148: January 26, 2015, 07:57:01 PM »
What is this Reimold story and why have I never heard it before?
He allegedly dumped her when she was pregnant. They're married now though.

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Re: The Bryce Harper Compendium (2015)
« Reply #149: January 26, 2015, 08:47:03 PM »
Well is there more to the story?