They could easily have been 0-3 to start. The bats are doa. To be fair, I had no idea that samardijza had that kind of stuff. But even with last years morse, this offense is going to be barely passable. Werth is a gaping hole. Zimmerman seems to have left his Ab's in fla. I mean seriously, we're all here hoping that a guy who played in Japan last year is going to be the hero.
That said, c'mon, you bums, get a run!
You're completely right.
In other news, MLB has decided to shorten the season by 98 percent from 162 games to just three games.