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Humorous John Kerry Quotes-Fiction!Summary of the eRumorA list of embarrassing quotes from John Kerry or George W. Bush speeches and interviews. The TruthThese quotes have been attributed to a variety of political candidates but mostly to George W. Bush or John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election.They are a part of the political email that gets circulated each year by people who attach the name of their least favorite politician to them.Most of the quotes do have a source...former Vice President Dan Quayle who distinguished himself with some slips of the tongue and odd phrases here and there.None of them that we know of is from John Kerry or George W. Bush.A real example of the eRumor as it has appeared on the Internet:QuoteAnd You Thought Bush was Funny?John F. Kerry speaks:"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - JohnF. Kerry"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and thatone word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments inthe future." - John F. Kerry"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." -John F. Kerry"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have afirm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry"Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to thepolls." - John F. Kerry"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -John F. Kerry"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach ourchildren." - John F. Kerry"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impuritiesin our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry
And You Thought Bush was Funny?John F. Kerry speaks:"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - JohnF. Kerry"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and thatone word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments inthe future." - John F. Kerry"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." -John F. Kerry"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have afirm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry"Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to thepolls." - John F. Kerry"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -John F. Kerry"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach ourchildren." - John F. Kerry"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impuritiesin our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry
My kids love these. I'm afraid they might be too close to home for some, though.The actress parlayed these into a TV deal with Mad TV.
Muskrat-skinning beauty pageant contestants:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/29/AR2008022903977.html?hpid=artslot
I don't find it as upsetting as this.