You've never seen me knit (I can't). That's why I was wondering about buying one. 
Take your idea to the Nationals and see if they'll give you a cut on the idea (uh oh I can hear "spider" logging on now.) Let them "produce" them. You sit back, make a few for personal use and gather a check per item based on how many they "produce" ...
that'd be awesome but I have no clue how I'd even penetrate that organization to get that kind of "deal".
