Anyone who has been here for a while probably has a rep for "putting on the warpaint" (as JMad once said it) when certain topics arise. Let's make a list for craps and giggles. And keep it civil, yes? This is all in good fun. I'll kick it off with a few:
LintyFresh - anything SF says
JMad - Google (and Linux?)
PANats - Lerners/LAC
UMDNats - Steelers/Roethlisberger
Chief/Dunnkey - Pretty sure I know what others will say, but I'll let you guys handle this one
Nathan - Macs (sort of?)
NatsAddict - FL Marlins, Economy