How about hoping for someone to figure it out so it becomes the best scenario for the team instead of hoping someone fails so that you can get someone you dislike off the roster? 
freak that. we are past that point. let's just accept the fact that Cabrera will never turn it around and will always be awful.
hell, it would be okay having him if he pitched like he did in Baltimore. Back then he had dominant starts and really bad starts. He has no dominant starts anymore. His stuff isn't half as good as it was then and his control is equally as awful.
I care about wins and getting rid of D-Crab ASAP gives us the best chance of winning games now.
