My friend was born on April Fool's Day. She hates it, cuz every single year as a kid her dad would give her a birthday present, she'd open it, and it would be totally empty, and he'd say "April Fool!!!" and laugh like an idiot.
Why does this remind me of how Borat's sister used to treat her caged, mentally-impaired, brother Bilo - "You'll never get this! You'll never get this!"
I'll skip the rest of the story because I'm not Paul Harvey.
