Charlie and Dave were tiptoeing around that one during the Cubs series, especially when they talked about the birthday cake where the wrong letter had been inserted (not the letter that you might think, though).
Or Fukudome.
Good point, though I think that moniker might be spoken for.
I don't know about that, I could get used to his name if it meant having his bat in the lineup. I'm sure most of us would just call him "Salty" or something anyway. 
