This team is a bit of a joke:
Start off the season 3-0, go on a nine game losing streak, can't find our bats, signed a worthless fat man to a 2 year $10 million deal, our LF starts crying, our 4th outfielder is shoveling hippo crap in Tampa, our injured catcher says squirrels are better than themselves...
Are they trying to write the script to Major League 4 or what?