Serious question. If the Nats clinch, what will we do with the Panic Monkeys?
I say they all have to buy post-season tickets to the NLDS and all sit in the same section with shirts that say "WE DOUBTED THE NATS".
But when we are down 0-2 in the NLDS and Jackson gives up 4 runs in the first inning of game 3, we will all be panic monkeys.