I found this clip from somone's geocities web page:
Christian Guzman is the slick fielding All Star shortstop for the Minnesota Twins. This season Christian is not only making great plays with his glove he has become a hitting machine! Guzman is a switch hitter with gap power and can beat out infeild hits. Guzman is a flat out speed demon! He led the league last year with 20 triples, and had 28 steals. Christian was ranked #1 in Baseball America, as the fasted base runner and has been clocked at a god like 10.6 seconds from home to third. Christian was named to the 2001 All Star team. In light of
our Christian Guzman, this almost seems mocking.
