1) The Penguins lose the Winter Classic
2) Evgeni Malkin says his poor little knee hurts after 6 minutes and sits out the rest of the season
3) The Penguins get shut out by the Caps on Super Bowl Sunday on national tv
4) The Steelers lose the Super Bowl
5) The Associated Press 2010 NFL Defensive Player of the Year Troy Polamalu, content with his individual award, does not show up for the big game and gets torched for two touchdowns
6) Pittsburgh resident (Close enough. All people within a 250 mile radius seemingly claim they are from/live in Pittsburgh) Christina Aguilera botches the National Anthem
7) Mr. 'I'm god's gift to the city of Pittsburgh, the NFL, and humanity in general' Terry Bradshaw watches his former team lose the game, then is made to hand the Vince Lombardi Trophy to WINNING Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers (priceless)
* On the bright side, the Pirates are still undefeated