In my defense, I didn't see there was no thread until the third batter of the first inning. I hope my future chances of a Gameday thread aren't hurt by this showing. It was my first time and we don't all lose our virginity in the best of circumstances.
Not only am I losing my virginity in unexpected style, but I am losing it to an ugly chick with crabs. crap. Late start, Alberto Gonzalez leading off, Jason Marquis pitching, guys erroring in a run...
Worst first start ever?