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Offline terpfan417

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #50: April 12, 2012, 11:57:48 PM »
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
Ryan Zimmerman

Offline houston-nat

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #51: April 13, 2012, 12:13:34 AM »
Cadillac makes trucks?


Cars Romney uses
A Mustang and a pick-up
Cadillacs are Ann's

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #52: April 13, 2012, 12:15:26 AM »
Just had second thought
Someone else could loan Ted truck
His name is Harper

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #53: April 13, 2012, 01:43:50 AM »
Cadillac makes trucks?


Yep.  The Escalade EXT.


Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #54: April 13, 2012, 10:55:12 AM »
Nice.  I'll bet it even gets over a half mile to the gallon.

Yep.  The Escalade EXT.

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Offline 0ricky0

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #55: April 13, 2012, 11:24:49 AM »
Wow, so it's mpg is up I see from last years model!! GM is committed to the environment once again.

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #56: April 13, 2012, 11:30:44 AM »
April has arrived
Azaleas are in bloom
Mets dive dive dive dive

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #57: April 13, 2012, 11:18:52 PM »
A corpse on the ground
Drenched in red blood everywhere.
Cause of the WereWerth.

Offline nats2playoffs

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #58: April 13, 2012, 11:34:34 PM »
JAYSON swung his axe
Yes, on Friday the 13th!
To give Nats the win!



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Offline Tyler Durden

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #59: April 14, 2012, 11:33:39 AM »
Finga Gunz K Street
Beast mode, ninth inning canceled
Let Teddy win please

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #60: April 14, 2012, 11:52:29 AM »
Today is Jackson
There're still horses in the pen:
Frickin' bu-eno.
Finga Gunz K Street
Beast mode, ninth inning canceled
Let Teddy win please


Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #61: April 14, 2012, 08:08:56 PM »
I would like to say
We are the JuggerNats b!tch
And yell everywhere

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #62: April 16, 2012, 10:32:54 PM »
A wise man once said
Power alone is rigid
Bend with wind, won't break

Offline Fan037

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #63: April 16, 2012, 10:55:03 PM »
Finally we win
It's fun to watch the Nats now
Especially the pitchers

Offline KnorrForYourMoney

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #64: April 16, 2012, 11:00:27 PM »
Sunshine Bobby Carp
Suddenly with a purpose
Nats are worth the praise

Offline Squab

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #65: April 16, 2012, 11:35:25 PM »
Steve Lombardozzi
Davey please, open your ears
PUT HIM IN LEFT FIELD

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #66: May 01, 2012, 10:29:58 PM »
Must Revitalize
Nats do well with my haikus
More shall come promptly

Offline mitlen

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #67: May 02, 2012, 08:07:09 AM »
You are so right Bloo
Nats have not had much winning
Since thread's been idle

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #68: May 02, 2012, 08:33:05 AM »
A plea for lombo,
but where would you put Harper?
Who in Left Field shines.

Edit -

I feel stupid now.
Your haiku precedes Bryce H
who has ascended.


Steve Lombardozzi
Davey please, open your ears
PUT HIM IN LEFT FIELD


Offline JCA-CrystalCity

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #69: May 02, 2012, 08:48:58 AM »
Nats ballpark wind gust.
Espinosa swing and miss.
Lombo would calm breeze.

Offline OldChelsea

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #70: May 02, 2012, 09:06:24 AM »
Good pitching wasted
Nats can't win very much when
Offence offensive

Offline Fan037

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #71: May 02, 2012, 10:11:28 AM »
Can we turn around
Our miserable offense?
Bryce Harper is here


Offline Tyler Durden

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #72: May 02, 2012, 10:13:10 AM »
Oh my Danny boy
Painfully stiff breeze blowing
Syracuse awaits

Offline Nathan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #73: May 02, 2012, 04:21:13 PM »
Nationals Haiku
Only on WNFF
Would we have this stuff

Offline TylerDC

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #74: May 02, 2012, 06:04:50 PM »
Oh my Danny boy
Painfully stiff breeze blowing
Syracuse awaits


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