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Offline ajcartwright

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #150: July 19, 2013, 06:08:02 PM »
Ump tokes up in room
Drinks fifth in cab to ballpark
The strike zone pulsates

 :)

Offline ajcartwright

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #151: July 19, 2013, 06:11:13 PM »
July twenty-fourth
at home, versus the Pirates
Stras gets a no-no

Offline ajcartwright

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #152: August 08, 2013, 11:13:46 AM »
this years Nationals
have found their identity
chicken crap wusses

if i weren't a fan
i'd be laughing my arse off
at these weak losers

but i am a fan
so i just cringe in horror
as they bend over

the Braves showed us that
the only balls on this team
are leather and seamed

Offline GburgNatsFan

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #153: August 08, 2013, 12:03:16 PM »
Fantastic 'ku man. Fantastic.

this years Nationals
have found their identity
chicken crap wusses

if i weren't a fan
i'd be laughing my arse off
at these weak losers

but i am a fan
so i just cringe in horror
as they bend over

the Braves showed us that
the only balls on this team
are leather and seamed

Offline Ali the Baseball Cat

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #154: August 08, 2013, 12:20:55 PM »
Ninja creeps in dark
Seeking specific locker
Icy hot in jock

Offline ajcartwright

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #155: August 19, 2013, 10:41:41 PM »
began excited
became hopeful - then resigned
now just embarrassed

Offline ajcartwright

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #156: August 23, 2013, 05:20:09 PM »
teams fan forums not
smitten by opposition
belong to losers

take pride we get trolled
validates our relevance
does Houston have trolls?

would you rather be
a hated rival or just
a lonesome loser

Offline Bloo

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #157: November 07, 2014, 01:13:57 AM »
The Greatest Work of Poetry in the history of mankind

Pretty sure I saw this guy in a restaurant in SLO, California. Surreal.

Offline PC

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Re: The Official Nationals Haiku Thread.
« Reply #158: November 07, 2014, 01:24:10 PM »
Fateful decision
In playoffs shouldn't dampen
League's best rotation

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/53314/end-of-season-haiku-for-every-team