To paraphrase the Cornell student section:
"WHICH TEAM IS THE WINNING TEAM?"
"THEIR TEAM IS THE WINNING TEAM!"
"WHICH TEAM IS THE LOSING TEAM?"
"OUR TEAM IS THE LOSING TEAM!"
My God, we suck. I honestly didn't think that 20 games under .500 was even possible before June 1st by any team in the history of baseball. We defy all logic.