I have sealed bird seed. I probably have grass seed as well, actually. I'll take a look.
I live in Fairfax County and don't have the 20 acres required to discharge a firearm on private property. Laws aside, it would be extremely dangerous to hunt on my property. I'd probably hit Tom on his commute home.
I have a friend in Oakton who has now killed 17 deer from his back porch with a bow, over the last few years. He eats some, donates the rest to hunters for the homeless or whatever that charity is that processes venison for needy.
Kevrock, now I see why you're in such great shape, just hauling those trash cans down and back up the hill twice a week is quite a workout.