I've never understood Cowboy fans that aren't from Texas. You see them everywhere! Example in point: Inner city kids with big blue stars on their hats...sporting the hip-hop culture with an emblem from a country-western city? What exactly is going on there?!
So always, when I see a cowboy fan in the Washington area...I ask them,
"So when you move here from Dallas / Ft Worth?"
So they usually look at me strange and say..."I never lived in Dallas / Ft Worth."
To which I usually look at them equally strange and say..."Oh...from Texas then?"
They always reply..."Nope."
With a puzzled look on my face...I continue with, "Have you ever even been to the state of Texas?" To which they usually finally concede that no they know absolutely nothing about Texas and follow with a multitude of hilarious answers such as...
-Nah man...I just like the team.
-Blue & Silver kicks ass.
-I love that big star emblem.
-oh bro! Deon Sanders used to play for them!
-they are the first team I saw as a kid.
-because it's right for the streets!
-<shrug shoulders> Just do.
-I've always liked them ever since Tom Landry...you know that old guy with that cool hat? He was the sh__ man.
-because their cheerleaders are hot dude!
-I just hate the Redskins (Redskin fans)
and of course the catch all that always makes everyone sick:
-Because they are America's Team man...don't you know that?
Hey guys, please add any other cool excuses you've heard from others! Oh I know I know...the Dallas fans are gonna post all these legitimate reasons why they ARE cowboy fans in the Washington area...but whatever - I don't believe you.