What about Phil Wood?
Dude patiently explains what is going on to all those cranks who call
Nats Talk Live, sits in a glorified tent each game, plans the throwback game (which was the crap), takes the ball for every rain delay for Charlie and Dave, and as far as I can tell was the only one to get teared up about it and get the history right.
Phil has Natitude in spades.
Dude should be more than a write in.