Who is he referrng to?
Spidey you'd better be nice! You're bustin' on my cousin.
Le Bast@ard is a horrible writer for the Miami Herald and is so incompetent that he's often invited onto ESPN. According to him, the Marlins have never won a game in their history. He calls all the fans that attend the games "idiots." But, his most famous line might be after a 79-83 season in 2002, that acquiring Ivan Rodriguez was like "putting breast implants on a corpse." That "corpse" won the WS. He does a radio show with David Samson, which is the show where Samson makes all his asinine remarks like how a caller should bring his girlfriend to Samson's office so he **** her, pictures night at the stadium, how he pleasures himself while driving, etc. Le Bast@ard finds all of this hilarious. And, in a show of appreciation, Samson just switched to Le Bast@ard's radio station.