Matt StairsSTATS BA HR RBI OBP SLG
2011 Season .105 0 0 .244 .132
Career .263 265 897 .356 .478
This has to be the best
April Fool's joke ever played. Getting a 43-year-old DH for an NL team. Seriously, I thought he was a coach or a player's dad when he showed up. It's embarrassing that other fans see how stupid we are to keep him on the roster.