I wonder what his will reads like?
"I bequeth the world's most comprehensive collection of po(r)n to the Korean National Library so that it may continue to enlighten our society throughout the ages.
"I bequeth one full day's portion of rice for an individual to my home village, to be split among the 70,000 inhabitants.
"I bequeth the keys to our nuclear weapon store room to . . . wait a second, I'm sure I have it somewhere . . ."
