There are only a dozen or so actual questions...
Why YES, I do have a "real life" and "a job"! (Check the moniker) Unfortunately, I don't have all of the answers to everyones questions right now, that is why I havent posted for a a day or so!
Please keep your questions coming! As long as they remain civil (Please remember, I do not set policy and procedures at the ballpark) I will do my best to answer as quickly and as accurately as possible!