And the terrible secret would be out...Hahvahd undergrads are REALLY freakING STUPID.
"Ha, LOL, OMG...it was kind of like, lame, or whatever"
That line would probably get one a B+ or an A- on a 2nd year English exam.
The founder of facebook IM'ed a friend that he would share data from anyone at harvard back when it first started. This is widely known, yet people still use it.