Author Topic: Danny Espinosa 2015, former switch hitter (Read 6314 times)

varoadking · « **Reply #75:** February 12, 2015, 12:02:28 PM »

Quote from: Ray D on February 12, 2015, 09:46:51 AM

I imagine the guy feeding the machine can get it to throw a curveball at his head.

Several seasons too late for this...

KnorrForYourMoney · « **Reply #76:** February 12, 2015, 12:04:59 PM »

whytev · « **Reply #77:** February 12, 2015, 12:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Ray D on February 12, 2015, 09:46:51 AM

There are pretty sophisticated pitching machines now days. They can throw curves, sliders, changeups, two and four seam fastballs, sinkers (and softball machines can throw screwballs, risers, and drops). You can regulate their speed and location. I imagine the guy feeding the machine can get it to throw a curveball at his head.

I go every week. I've tried. Maybe the place I go just has a crappy machine.

Slateman · « **Reply #78:** February 19, 2015, 07:28:11 AM »

Lintyfresh85 · « **Reply #79:** February 19, 2015, 11:42:58 AM »

varoadking · « **Reply #80:** February 19, 2015, 11:44:39 AM »

Danny should have been the Chia Pet...what a maroon...

dracnal · « **Reply #81:** February 19, 2015, 11:45:16 AM »

Apparently, the solution to learning to switch hit was to hop in the time machine and roll back to 1970.

mitlen · « **Reply #82:** February 19, 2015, 11:45:20 AM »

Quote from: varoadking on February 19, 2015, 11:44:39 AM

Danny should have been the Chia Pet...what a maroon...

Mothers of Invention

varoadking · « **Reply #83:** February 19, 2015, 11:46:51 AM »

Quote from: mitlen on February 19, 2015, 11:45:20 AM

Mothers of Invention

Needs a soul patch, doesn't he? He could grow that before noon today...

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #84:** February 19, 2015, 11:47:37 AM »

Goose and the Mad Hungarian would be proud. I guess this means he wants to be a relief pitcher. He hit like one.

mitlen · « **Reply #85:** February 19, 2015, 11:50:07 AM »

Quote from: varoadking on February 19, 2015, 11:46:51 AM

Needs a soul patch, doesn't he? He could grow that before noon today...

Not necessarily Zappa .... he'd simply fit in with his chiffon outfit.

varoadking · « **Reply #86:** February 19, 2015, 11:53:50 AM »

Quote from: mitlen on February 19, 2015, 11:50:07 AM

Not necessarily Zappa .... he'd simply fit in with his chiffon outfit.

mitlen · « **Reply #87:** February 19, 2015, 11:56:01 AM »

Quote from: varoadking on February 19, 2015, 11:53:50 AM

I have the album where they're all dressed up in color (center spread). I'd download it if I knew how.

http://scottcolburn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mothers-of-invention-550.jpg

blue911 · « **Reply #88:** February 19, 2015, 11:56:30 AM »

The fact Zappa abstained from drugs and alcohol scares me

Kevrock · « **Reply #89:** February 19, 2015, 11:58:01 AM »

The jumbo tron is going to be glorious this year.

Baseball is Life · « **Reply #90:** February 19, 2015, 12:02:43 PM »

FP once said that Espi had a "GI Joe beard."

varoadking · « **Reply #91:** February 19, 2015, 12:02:43 PM »

Quote from: mitlen on February 19, 2015, 11:56:01 AM

I have the album where they're all dressed up in color (center spread). I'd download it if I knew how.

http://scottcolburn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mothers-of-invention-550.jpg

dracnal · « **Reply #92:** February 19, 2015, 12:15:40 PM »

Quote from: blue911 on February 19, 2015, 11:56:30 AM

The fact Zappa abstained from drugs and alcohol scares me

Wait, seriously?

I always assumed that was the explanation for Dweezil and Moon Unit. Didn't occur to me he might just be incredibly, wildly, unbelievably bonkers.

mitlen · « **Reply #93:** February 19, 2015, 12:46:09 PM »

Quote from: varoadking on February 19, 2015, 12:02:43 PM

Thanks ... now can you photo shop DE into the shot? The Mother in the top right would be a good cover body for Espi. Even second from the right. Cute outfit.

varoadking · « **Reply #94:** February 19, 2015, 12:57:01 PM »

Quote from: mitlen on February 19, 2015, 12:46:09 PM

Thanks ... now can you photo shop DE into the shot? The Mother in the top right would be a good cover body for Espi. Even second from the right. Cute outfit.

No...I'm almost as old as you...but I'm sure Nathan can...