He's got a brain stem. It's the stuff further up in the skull you're questioning.
So, did anybody notice The Fred's double switch? After Jacobs was out in the top of the 8th, he put Linden in to start the 8th. Then later replaced Willis, leaving whoever would come in to be the 2nd batter in the 9th. Managers with brain stems would wait and put in the 1b and p, switching positions in the order. Not The Fred, though. He hasn't any idea WTF he's doing out there.
