He protects Zimmerman, he gives other guys a lot of RBI opportunities w/ his high OBP, he makes pitchers throw a lot pitches, and he hits massive homers (which does get to some pitchers' heads). He's not a superstar, but he is a good overall player. He's not Jesus, though.
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I like Hernandez. He's been great in the 8-hole.