What the hell are you laughing at. Either way, I'm looking to do some type of sport that I can booze before and afterwards too.
Don't let it bug you . . . Haterz gonna hate and he's just jealous because he sucks at sports.
In all seriousness, there's a nationally affiliated kickball association that should have a list of member leagues. If there isn't one in your area then I reasonably certain they cn help you with resources to start a league of your own. It's a lot of administrative work but it's doable for someone who has the time. I don't know the name but the acronym is WAKA or something like that for kickball.
Baseball is easy - search MSBLNational.com or dugout.org for nationally affiliated baseball leagues. They have leagues in VA, DC and MD.
Softball is a little less organized but work/church/rec leagues are all over DC. I played one year of softball in DC before converting to baseball fulltime. But you can also ask blue911 who I believe plays modified pitch or played modified pitch recently enough to know where to find some leagues.
