Uh, if we're going to rename Off-Topic the "Red Porch", than shouldn't all (or at the very least General Discussion) also be themed?
It wouldn't be too tough. A lot of message boards do the theme thing.
(These aren't suggestions, just examples)
General Discussion - "The Ballpark" or "Nats Park"
Trades, Transactions, and Rumors - "The Wire"
Minor League Discussion - "The Farm"
News from around the Majors - couldn't up up w/ one yet.