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Offline PANatsFan

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Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Topic Start: August 29, 2007, 10:03:16 AM »
The Nats are the worst. We might as well start cheering for the O's. *Insert Choice here* is terrible for *insert reason here*. He is *insult here*. We should just pick up *other team's player*. Grumble grumble.

Choices:
Cordero
Rauch
Belliard
Jimenez
Bergmann

Reasons:
Giving up a home run
Blowing a save
missing a catch
striking out
getting shelled
slumping

Insults:
fat
a bum
a choke artist
beachball
a AAAA player
worse than *insert O's player*

Other team's player:
Rowand
Soriano
random 4th starter
Livan
any number of traded Expos

This should save people time in the future. just follow the template
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Offline Dave B

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #1: August 29, 2007, 10:10:36 AM »
like Mad Libs
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natsfan1a

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #2: August 29, 2007, 10:20:51 AM »
You beat me to it, PANatsFan (except that I wasn't going to offer player name choices...)  :)
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Offline Ray D

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #3: August 29, 2007, 10:35:07 AM »
Choices:
Cordero
Rauch
Belliard
Jimenez
Bergmann

Cordero: One of the games great closers. Having a bit of a slump now, but will snap out soon.
Rauch: When he's on his game, is dominating.
Belliard: Great all around player and I hope he's with us for years to come.
Jimenez:  You got me. It isn't clear why we have him.
Bergmann: Will be a centerpiece of the starting rotation for many years.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #4: August 29, 2007, 10:38:10 AM »
Nats Mad Libs = PRICELESS
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Offline rich_nats

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #5: August 29, 2007, 12:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Ray D on August 29, 2007, 10:35:07 AM
Cordero: One of the games great closers.

I'll have what you're drinking :)

Chad Cordero is the Rex Grossman of closers. He gets the job done 3/4's of the time but will absolutely embarrass himself the other 1/4th, and it's no surprise to anyone.  And both keep their job despite having bad statistics and a suitable alternative on the team.   
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Offline wpa2629

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #6: August 29, 2007, 12:37:19 PM »
Quote from: rich_nats on August 29, 2007, 12:27:33 PM
I'll have what you're drinking :)

Chad Cordero is the Rex Grossman of closers. He gets the job done 3/4's of the time but will absolutely embarrass himself the other 1/4th, and it's no surprise to anyone.  And both keep their job despite having a suitable alternative on the team.   


If you're going to post in the "grumble" thread - you'll need expletives, exclamation points, and various other insults to qualify ...
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #7: August 29, 2007, 12:47:11 PM »
Yeah - no good vibes here *grumble* *grumble* - wish we could trade rosters with the SF Giants *grumble* *grumble*
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Offline rich_nats

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #8: August 29, 2007, 12:57:02 PM »
Quote from: wpa2629 on August 29, 2007, 12:37:19 PM
If you're going to post in the "grumble" thread - you'll need expletives, exclamation points, and various other insults to qualify ...

I thought the "Rex Grossman" line was insult enough - that guy sucks!
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natsfan1a

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #9: August 29, 2007, 01:21:52 PM »
I didn't get a grumble out of you, buddy! (going for the Blazing Saddles reference) :)
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Offline rich_nats

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #10: August 29, 2007, 01:24:38 PM »
Quote from: natsfan1a on August 29, 2007, 01:21:52 PM
I didn't get a grumble out of you, buddy! (going for the Blazing Saddles reference) :)


grumble*grumble (sorry, didn't get the reference)
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natsfan1a

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #11: August 29, 2007, 01:34:07 PM »
That's okay! I don't know that Blazing Saddles was the original intention of the thread, but the grumble*grumbles reminded me of the "harrumph" scene.

Quote from: rich_nats on August 29, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
grumble*grumble (sorry, didn't get the reference)
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Offline kimnat

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #12: August 29, 2007, 01:55:45 PM »
What a hilarious idea!!!!
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Offline ronnynat

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #13: August 29, 2007, 05:46:08 PM »
Quote from: rich_nats on August 29, 2007, 12:27:33 PM
Chad Cordero is the Rex Grossman of closers.

So if our defense is solid, he should be fine, right? Make it to the World Series? :)
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Offline vinnysmullet

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #14: August 29, 2007, 05:56:45 PM »
Great thread.

Of course, certain people will not realize this is funny.
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Offline UMDNats

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #15: August 29, 2007, 07:35:47 PM »
The Nats should just go back to Montreal/Puerto Rico they're so awful.
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Offline rich_nats

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #16: August 29, 2007, 07:37:20 PM »
Quote from: ronnynat on August 29, 2007, 05:46:08 PM
So if our defense is solid, he should be fine, right? Make it to the World Series? :)

More like undo a good effort from the rest of the team with 1 throw. 
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #17: August 29, 2007, 10:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Nats19 on August 29, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
The Nats should just go back to Montreal/Puerto Rico they're so awful.

:rofl:
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #18: September 07, 2007, 08:39:05 PM »
*Grumble**grumble* Can we call up PAstacio? *grumble* Hanrahan *grumble*
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Offline vinnysmullet

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #19: September 08, 2007, 02:23:58 AM »
Quote from: PANatsFan on September 07, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
*Grumble**grumble* Can we call up PAstacio? *grumble* Hanrahan *grumble*

[He's not with the club and hasn't been since ST. Last I heard, he had gone to Texas for a consult and was being told he needed surgery to pitch again. That was months ago. I think he opted to go home to the ranch.]

We could call up Hector Carrasco, who's pitching poorly in AAA. That might quell the hand-wringing about the promising Hanrahan.

Or we could just go outside and eat dirt because no one likes us and everything stinks and someone took our lunch money--again.
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #20: September 25, 2007, 10:59:58 PM »
*grumble* That is all.
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Offline Nat of the Living Dead

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #21: September 25, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »
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Offline wpa2629

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #22: September 25, 2007, 11:03:13 PM »
LOL!
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Offline spidernat

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #23: September 25, 2007, 11:08:54 PM »
Quote from: wpa2629 on September 25, 2007, 11:03:13 PM
LOL!

I wouldn't laugh that post may have been about you.
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Offline wpa2629

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Re: Pessimistic Thread *grumble* *grumble*
« Reply #24: September 25, 2007, 11:11:18 PM »
Quote from: spidernat on September 25, 2007, 11:08:54 PM
I wouldn't laugh that post may have been about you.

Ha! The hell you say! .... even if it was ... it still gets an LOL!
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