If two games per week is too much to ask, how 'bout having a "winning record" in "two games per week" parts? Can we, at least, go 14-12 in winning two games per week?
Right now we're 0-1 and, based on last night, Week 2 ain't looking too good...
....Ugh, I can't believe this is what it's come to, and after only 8 games. :'(