Author Topic: Do it for the kittens.... (Read 25543 times)

Nat of the Living Dead · « **on:** September 09, 2006, 10:48:47 am »

Everytime a Nats player gets an error, God kills a kitten.

Please Nats, if you won't do it for the fans, for DC, or yourselves, do it at least for the kittens. What have they ever done to you?

No more errors. End the genocide.

Senators2005 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2006, 02:11:08 pm »

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2006, 02:17:17 pm »

God has struck down 8 kittens alone in the past two days due to Nats play.

nats2playoffs · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2006, 02:43:58 pm »

The kittens are sickened by the thought of more Nationals' errors...

Go Nationals!!!!

The Chief · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2006, 04:02:23 pm »

you guys crack me up

The Chief · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2006, 01:53:48 am »

So is this the official "OH MY GOD WE SUCK SO BAD" thread? Cuz I'd like to join the crying out for an end to the suffering!

Ericas Nats · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2006, 02:18:28 am »

Quote from: "Nat of the LivingDead"

God has struck down 8 kittens alone in the past two days due to Nats play.

OH MY GOD......

Im laughing sooo hard....... i about work up my whole icu tonight laughing so hard...............

too dam funny

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2006, 08:06:37 am »

In the past three days, God in His infinite wisdom and in the Nats sloppy play, have taken the lives of these 10 kittens.

Please, think of their little faces. We shall remember. REMEMBER THE KITTENS!!!!

kimnat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2006, 03:32:32 pm »

I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed. Save the baby kitties! Let them live!

Senators2005 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2006, 05:21:25 pm »

Maybe we need "Rap Cat" to do a special cameo appearance to raise awareness. :cry:

Ericas Nats · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2006, 05:29:17 pm »

they are going into hiding

Ericas Nats · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2006, 05:33:02 pm »

These Kittens are hoping for a win today!!!!

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2006, 06:36:30 pm »

No kittens died tonight, thank God.

However I think the Nats viewership might of met with a slight case of death from watching this series.

nospinzone1 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:32:28 pm »

the senators/minnessota had a pitcher nicknamed kitty

Ray D · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2006, 08:47:10 am »

I was away all weekend and out-of-touch. When I came home last night and discovered that we were swept (we went 0-8 for the season against the Rockies?) I drowned both my cats.

NatsAddict · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2006, 09:20:08 am »

I hope nobody ate Chinese food this weekend.

Ray D · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2006, 01:37:50 pm »

Quote from: "kimnat"

I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed.

No, it's the kittens that are getting crushed!

Nats Bruin · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2006, 02:09:27 pm »

Quote from: "Ray D"

Quote from: "kimnat"
I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed.

No, it's the kittens that are getting crushed!

I say more power to 'em, cats suck!

Senators2005 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:21:27 pm »

Quote from: "Nats Bruin"

Quote from: "Ray D"
Quote from: "kimnat"
I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed.

No, it's the kittens that are getting crushed!

I say more power to 'em, cats suck!

This from a guy who wants to get rid of fighting in hockey.

expos96 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:29:27 pm »

Quote from: "Senators2005"

Quote from: "Nats Bruin"
Quote from: "Ray D"
Quote from: "kimnat"
I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed.

No, it's the kittens that are getting crushed!

I say more power to 'em, cats suck!
This from a guy who wants to get rid of fighting in hockey.

Wow this is unbelievable funny.
Those pictures.
Yeah I'm not a catlover, you're correct.
My sister would hurt me laughing out so loud about this.
Yeah she is a catlover.

But please NO errors tonight.
Because killing cats is a step too far .... :oops:

But more pictures, please

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2006, 08:00:07 pm »

Lord Jesus...

Please don't let the Nats and the Kittens get OWN3D tonight against the snakes. They did not eat the apple. Kitties eat Kitten Chow....

kimnat · « **Reply #21 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:44:57 am »

That last one looks like one possessed cat!

Nats Bruin · « **Reply #22 on:** September 12, 2006, 08:02:19 am »

Quote from: "Senators2005"

Quote from: "Nats Bruin"
Quote from: "Ray D"
Quote from: "kimnat"
I have to make sure I don't read this w/ my daughters around! They'd be crushed.

No, it's the kittens that are getting crushed!

I say more power to 'em, cats suck!
This from a guy who wants to get rid of fighting in hockey.

I guess thats why they call it hockey and not fighting eh?

Cats still suck 2

Ericas Nats · « **Reply #23 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:56:11 pm »

[/url]http://www.sushiesque.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/aptopix_nicaragua_z_6931292.jpghttp://

i wouldnt want this kitten (all grown up) after me...lol

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2006, 01:03:00 pm »

To help remember the Kittens, this video should be played during each 7th Inning Stretch....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7016503262636797009

Author Topic: Do it for the kittens.... (Read 25543 times)

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